I've only mentioned this to a few people, but the update is that I was involved in a violent country road rollover accident in my car on Thanksgiving day. Damaged my dominant hand and my back, recovered mostly, tracked down and bought a used truck, and now I am in the process of relocating to New Orleans. Obviously tons of other things have come up in between that time, but they don't matter.
This month I am completing all of my commissions for local and online people to prepare for the move.
So you know. That's that.